Part of my “Enriched Environment” initiative: jokes I make up myself.
1. So this guy with Parkinson’s disease (me!) walks into a bar and says “ouch!”
2. So these two Columbia law students go walking down Broadway and they see this bar but they don’t enter, they just walk by. Then they go back to their dorm, call their parents and announce they passed the Bar.
3. So this totally rogue elephant breaks loose from the zoo, enters a ballet studio, trashes it and then eats everything in the place: chairs, broken mirrors, etc. They take him back to the zoo, and for days people line up to see if he’s passed the barre.
4. So the famous ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov walks into a barre and says “ouch!”
I had to read this twice before I got everything. Then I though it was funny…sort of like Lily Tomlin.